I want to be one of those guys who count your items as you leave Sam's Club. I used to be a math teacher. I could be brought in for those really large orders; when there are more than 90 items. I'd sit there in a lawn chair by the door. And then when someone comes up with a super full cart, the low-count guy would give me a nod and then step aside. I'd wear a special smock to declare my status as the high-count guy.
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What if the cart looks really full, but actually its just filled with a 250 count box of skittles, 37 packages of white socks and a flat of tampons? Who would get to count that one?
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