Thursday, February 09, 2006
My alarm clock
I get up at 6 o'clock each weekday. My radio comes on and the guy says "You're listening to KUVO listener supported Jazz. The time is six o'clock". I turn on the light & stretch while listening to the news for 7 minutes. My alarm clock says 6 o'clock and it is truly six o'clock. I don't believe in setting the clock ahead 10 minutes like a lot of people do. That is for weak minded people. I don't like people who do that. I don't want to be their friend. If you do that, please don't talk to me anymore. Thank you.
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Yeah I'm with you on this one...what is the point of setting it 10 minutes ahead? Is tricking yourself into thinking your late make you move any faster...no you still know that even though your clock says 6:10 that it's really 6:00. This for the longest time has always make me think people are stupid for doing this, after seeing that my buddy Dan agree with this it has been confirmed that people who do this are in fact stupid. Even though this thing show "Anonymous" if you do the whole set your clock 10 minutes ahead thing, please don't talk to me or my friend Dan.
I do it, whatcha gonna do about it? I will continue to talk to whomever I choose, shortly after setting my alarm clock to the correct time!
What are you "stretching" for 7 minutes in the AM? That is a long time.
I wish I could post a response but I am one of "those dumb people" who can no longer talk to Dan. So, please Dan, don't bother to read this post. I'm going to a dark room and wait patiently for my alarm to sound where I will proceed to "stretch" for 10 minutes. The extra three minutes really seem to improve my disposition.
The extra 10 minutes allows me to throw up all of the assorted cheap alcohols from the night before.
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