Today I ate toast. Good toast. The setting was 3 (out of 5) on my toaster.
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Dan, you must be a pretty daring guy to put the toaster setting on 3. I would never attempt to go that high for fear of the Burnt Toast Goblin envading my wonder bread.
you just ate plain toast? why would you just eat plain toast, that seems so umm.....geriatric, not saying your old or anything, but plain toast? give us more detail, if you say you had toast, what else did you have with it, like I always like fried grasshoppers on mine, they tasted like fried chicken pieces! :)
Dear Dan, We seem to really be on separate pages lately. I'm starting to worry that our relationship is going down the tubes. Here are my issues with "Us": 1)Many squirrels are my friends. They can't help being dumbshits. Please be a little more considerate to our "Little Folks Who Live Amongst the Trees". 2)The whole clock issue. I don't care to rehash this, I'm still a little stung from not being able to speak to you. Please reconsider your ultimatum. 3)You should start your day off with something a little more substantial than toast. I worry about your health, Danny. You need to eat more.
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Dan, you must be a pretty daring guy to put the toaster setting on 3. I would never attempt to go that high for fear of the Burnt Toast Goblin envading my wonder bread.
you just ate plain toast? why would you just eat plain toast, that seems so umm.....geriatric, not saying your old or anything, but plain toast? give us more detail, if you say you had toast, what else did you have with it, like I always like fried grasshoppers on mine, they tasted like fried chicken pieces! :)
I think that's a half-ass way to start off your day. Three out of five. Gees, are you gonna toast it or not?
Dear Dan,
We seem to really be on separate pages lately. I'm starting to worry that our relationship is going down the tubes. Here are my issues with "Us":
1)Many squirrels are my friends. They can't help being dumbshits. Please be a little more considerate to our "Little Folks Who Live Amongst the Trees".
2)The whole clock issue. I don't care to rehash this, I'm still a little stung from not being able to speak to you. Please reconsider your ultimatum.
3)You should start your day off with something a little more substantial than toast. I worry about your health, Danny. You need to eat more.
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