I'm going to start smoking. All this talk about banning smoking from bars and restaurants in Denver has got me jonesing for a cigarette. And I've never even smoked before. When I start smoking I'm going to hold the cigarette way down in the crevice of my middle and index fingers, actually touching the non-fingers part of the hand. When I take a puff I'll be pretty much grabbing the whole jaw area of my face. It'll be awesome.
2 comments:
You're never too old to start something new. "Atta boy"
-K
there is a guy in germany or somewhere around there that eats cigarettes, you could try to bring that to denver. he also eats lightbulbs but you might want to wait on that one.
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