I got a wedding invitation this weekend. The card weighed nearly nine pounds and was barely thin enough to fit in my mailbox. Why do wedding invites have to be so ridiculously huge? Inside the first envelope was a series of envelopes and papers of various sizes and thicknesses. There was a string of some sort, keeping it all together I suppose. I struggled to get that off. After about nine minutes I went out to my car to hit the On*Star button. The lady was very nice. She calmed me. It was touch-n-go for a while though. She told me how to open the card and told me which pieces of paper I needed to keep and which ones I could throw away. There were six pieces of tissue paper to get rid of. I decided to keep them in the console of my car, to use the next time I catch a cold. I think I'll go to the wedding. I just need to figure which one of the papers was the RSVP.
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I think you should wrap their gift with lots of tissue paper....give them a dose of their own medicine. Maybe the next marriage, they'll think twice about it.
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