Have you ever waved at someone across the room and then someone in between you and that person who was the recipient of the wave intercepts the wave as a gesture of greeting toward him or her instead of your friend? It's awkward. You have to say to that person "no, I was.... uh, no you, uh...". It's not really that you're embarrassed, you're embarrassed for them. Well, that happened to me tonight. I was in my backyard, waving across two yards at a neighbor of mine. He waved back, but the two dogs who were in the backyard next to me came over to the fence, tongues out, tails wagging, all that. I was like "No, I was... um.. not you.. I was waving at ... uh, how's it going, I'm Dan." It was just a really weird way to meet the neighbor dogs for the first time. That's all I'm tryin' to say.
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Dan, have you ever flipped someone off but it accidentally was received by a 250lb Hungarian Bodybuilder named Bjork? And then..spent the next 30 hours trapped in a VW microbus being gagged and bound while velcro was repetitively applied and ripped from your "sac"? Neither have I.
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