It's almost like cheating

That's it. I, Dan Snipes, hereby refuse to solicit products or services coming from any company that starts with the letter "A". I'm tired of "Amazing Pet Washing" or "Apple Pencil Sales". You know they're just trying to capitalize on those people who are too lazy to scroll past page one of the yellow pages online. I am also working on a plan to bankrupt any company that goes so far as to call themselves "A Affordable Ass Cleaners" or "A 1 A Graffiti Supplies". I don't know how I'll do it, but simply not-shopping-there isn't enough.