Today it's raining. And I knew it would. So I took my umbrella from my glove compartment and brought it in with me to the office. It will keep my head dry later. You see, it's that kind of foresight and planning that is the secret to the ridiculous amount of success that has accompanied me in life. If you live in Charlotte, look at all of the people with wet heads around 5:30PM today. I bet their homes are in foreclosure, their pets malnourished, their kids knocked up, their cars about to run out of gas, their tires bald, their parents bald, their cell phones over their limit, their grandparents strung out on meth, and their gallon of milk well over the "best when used by" date. Guaranteed.
2 comments:
You are right about that....
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are you insinuating that planning, foresight and success prevent hair loss? Explain.
BG
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