Tonight the NFL season began. I am so happy. I'm in two fantasy football leagues this year. The combined time I now spend going online for fantasy football, and going online for my other daily fantasy related habits has resulted in me now living outside of what you people call reality. I ask that you please not crash that bubble of happiness and fantasy I now live in. If you find out that someone keyed my car, don't tell me. If you happen to find out that my girlfriend is sleeping with circus midgets or other carnies, don't bring it up. Come to think of it, let me know about the carnies thing, if you happen to hear something. That would actually be pretty cool.
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It's all about priorities this time of year. That's why I am proud to say that I am your sister.
It's all about football, half naked women and tailgating!
Well said.
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