People said the bugs would be bad down here in Charlotte. Yesterday I went kayaking on a lake north of Charlotte and I don't have a single bug bite to show ya. And I was kayaking at dusk too. That's prime bug time! That's when they come out to eat and fornicate and stuff. Where are all these bugs people are talking about? I'm just about tired of listening to people. Starting today, I am no longer giving sway to anyone's thoughts or predispositions toward anything what-so-ever, unless that person has a degree in the topic of which he or she is speaking. And even then, the degree must be from an accredited college or university. I will not engage in conversation with anyone holding an associate's degree in city planning from South Piedmont Community College regarding whether or not the lights are timed correctly on Independence Boulevard.
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Dan, Your anger shows signs of struggle when you were a child with wetting the bed. Please take the time to touch your inner self and let that scared little boy run free. T. Baggin--Licensed Phsycologist, Council Bluffs Community College.
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