I ordered a steak last night at dinner. I asked for it to be cooked "rare". It came back with barely any markings at all that would indicate it had ever been near a fire. I asked that they take it back and throw it on the grill a little longer. When they brought it back it was even more rare than before. I don't know how they did it. They actually uncooked it. It had even more blood coming out of it than before. This is not only a violation of Newton's Third Law, it's against the health code laws in most states. It tasted pretty damn good though.
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I bet they threw i out the door had a truck run over it, spit on it a few times, rubbed some blood from roadkill and brought it back to you with a smile. Just keepin' it real, man!Glad it was so tasty for you.
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I take it that you didnt notice the bandaid on the waiter when he came back to the table. "Bitch wants rare, bitch gets rare." You know that what he was saying as he sliced his inner arm to the vein.
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