So I'm planting some seed in my backyard. Tonight I needed to do a little touch-up section. I didn't have any scissors handy and the bag of seed I had was pretty small. So I opened it with my teeth, like a bag of Doritos. Doritos don't fly up into your face when you do that, do they? Well, seed does. I must have swallowed a tablespoon of seed. I'm going to be growing kentucky bluegrass in my duodenum, in 7 to 14 days when it germinates.
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let me know when that happens, 'cause I think I could get you on a show.
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